Miss USA 2008 In Las Vegas
This year, Miss USA will be hosted right here, in the lovely, fascinating Las Vegas. Where exactly? Planet Hollywood. When? April 11, 2008. Hosts? Donny and Marie Osmond.
Now’s the time to come to Vegas, you single men out there! The most beautiful women in America will all flock here, in the city that never sleeps, abunds of alcohol, and offers waaay to many forms of entertaining. You can thank me later for the tip 
This is an excerpt from the Miss USA official rules:
” contestants may not be married or pregnant. They must not have ever been married, not had a marriage annulled nor given birth to a child. The titleholders are also required to remain single throughout their reign.” And also:
“Although contestants are discouraged from altering their own natural beauty, no restrictions are placed on cosmetic surgery; it is impossible to enforce such a rule. In fact, since 1990 the organization has allowed the use of padding in an effort to discourage participants from permanently altering their bodies for the competition. ”
It sounds to me like they’re more discouraged from having a family life, than from having plastic surgery.
“You’re married, divorced, HAVE A KID ?!? What the hell were you thinking? You could have had a nose job, a boob job, some other “minor” scalpel jobs, and you would have been at our level!” No, thanks!
So, for anybody interested, the display of beauty will start next month, but I say there’s more beauty surrounding us than we’ll ever see in any Miss USA pageant. Even if that beauty comes from a pregnant woman, or a 30-year-old woman playing with her kid.
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18 March 2008, 3:30 amnate:
Call me when the swimsuit competition starts.
18 March 2008, 4:56 amANCA:
We’ll do,Nate! (men…)
18 March 2008, 6:15 amSy:
So they are allowed to use padding to give the illusion that they have something more then nature gave them? I know that one very well. The amount of fat I have had taken off of my behind and pumped in to my…well yeah, padding. What is all that about. They may as well have had the surgery. As at least you know it is there once the dress comes off.
Now. That swimsuit competition Nate talks of…
18 March 2008, 5:13 pmANCA:
Yeah, Sy. Women. Why can’t they just be happy with the way they look like? And then they need to come up with these stupid Miss contests to crown each other queens of beauty, all because of the same insecurities they suffer from? Kinda like men coming up with football, gathering together, getting dirty, screaming and randomly running about bumping and hitting eachother.
18 March 2008, 8:37 pmStill, we enjoy seeing you get silly out there in the field. Not as much as you do seeing a “swimsuit competition”…
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19 March 2008, 8:13 amlilbadj:
Hey Crystle Stewart, take off your weave and let’s see what you really look like under all that polyester hair, and someone feed this girl a double wopper WITH CHEESE!!!
22 April 2008, 1:48 pmANCA:
Lol lilbadj, I need a double wopper too! Am trying NOT to look that skinny, but it’s not working too well…
23 April 2008, 5:41 am