Today, March 21st 2008, Kevin Federline turns 30. And where else would he celebrate, if not Las Vegas. I don’t blame him.

The big party will be held at Pure, the nightclub inside Caesar’s Palace. Last year he celebrated his 29th birthday at the same club, and where do you think he celebrated his 28th birthday? You got it, Pure. So the third year in a row. Now I’m not saying Pure is not a cute place to party, but… c’mon, three years in a row, at the same place?  He must either really like Pure, or… wait. Do you think he’s getting paid for it? Yes, he is
How many of us are so lucky to get paid to party on our birthday? And I’m not talking about a few dollars, think six figures!

But I’m not holding that against him. And you know why? Because no matter what, his favorite town remains Las Vegas, and as long as he brings in visitors, money, fame and all that to the city, he’s alright in my book.

K-Fed is a notorious party animal, hosting at different nightclubs throughout the weekend, and I think he makes a more than decent living by doing it. That’s my dream job: to party and get paid for it. Now all I need to do is become a celebrity (or marry one), and I’m set. Let the party begin! Oh, and Pure, I will more than gladly host my first party there for free.

All those interested in being on my VIP guest list leave me a comment. I’ll start making that list tonight. My birthday isn’t until January, so I think I have plenty of time to negotiate with Pure, don’t you think?