1.   Clothes are important, but most people don’t really care (or know) if you have designer clothes on, that cost thousands of dollars, or cheap imitations that just look the same. Go to Premium Outlets, any other mall, or other cheaper off-Strip stores (you can even find very nice suits and jackets at Savers, very very low prices). Another place that has cheap clothes, shoes and accessories is Ross, and it’s conveniently located on the Strip, right next to Peppermill Fireside Lounge. They have a nice choice of evening gowns, skirts, and even designer shoes like Kenneth Cole at very good prices. You have to have a nice outfit for your VIP night out!

        2.   Plan a few days ahead at least. Invite your friends, rent a limousine together. The more the merrier (and cheaper). Decide on a club you want to go to and look into the prices, they all offer packages that include VIP admission, limo ride, table reservations and bottle service. If you find their prices to high, look for a cheaper independent limo service to pick you and your friends up, and don’t buy the package. Also you might want to consider making a party compilation CD for your limo driver, to put everybody in the mood on your way to the club.

        3.   Make table reservations ahead, to make sure you and your friends will have a place to sit down at. Even if it’s not in the VIP section, you will have just as much fun at any table. Just remember, you are on a low budget, but as soon as you walk into that club all dressed up and looking fabulous , who’s gonna care?

        4.    For sure you don’t want to pay lots of money to get in, or wait in the long line. You’re a VIP. You can very easily get a VIP pass from many of the promoters out there. Usually they hang around outside the casinos, handing out passes for free. Another thing you can do is go in a nightclub, at the end of the night, when you leave, they will give you some free VIP passes for different clubs. Then you can plan your VIP night at one of those clubs you already have tickets for. Now with this VIP pass you won’t have to pay to get in, but you’ll still probably have to stay in line. If you’re a group of girls, with no guys, the bouncers will most likely let you in for free right away. If not, you can try to each contribute with some money, make one of the pretty girls in the group go to the bouncer, hand him a 20, and show him the VIP passes.

        5.   Now you’re looking good,  have all your friends here, have a limo, some VIP passes, and a table, what else do you need? A little buzz, to get the night started. Have everybody in your group contribute with some money, and buy some bottles of whatever you might enjoy drinking. Buy it off the Strip, it’s easy to take a bus for 10 minutes and go in town at a regular cheap liquor store or a Walmart. Drink a bit before you get in the club (just enough to put you in the mood, but not too much, as the bouncers won’t let you in if you’re drunk).  Now when you’re in the club, buy a bottle of something cheap. It should get you going all night.

        6.   Now all you need to do is have more fun than anybody else in that club. Get wild, dance, even scream a little, let everybody know that your table is where the party’s at. And you’ll be the VIP’s of the night.

Now go have fun, my Kevin Federlines, it’s your night and you’re all VIPs!