The full article HERE.  The Randolph College, a private liberal arts school in Lynchburg, Va, organizes a trip the students will surely not forget.

“Each semester the course examines a strain of American culture and ends with a class trip. Past destinations included post-Katrina New Orleans, Walt Disney World and the Civil Rights Memorial Center in Montgomery, Ala.”

Well, this year, the teachers wanted their students to explore the wonders of a hidden world, secluded deep into the deserts of Nevada: legalized prostitution. And where did they go? To the Chicken Ranch. Yes, that’s how the brothel’s called. Don’t be fooled by the name, they don’t raise any chicken there, it’s a code name: chicken=fresh meat=naked ladies,  ranch=white sauce=…=easily affordable?

The place even has a general manager (of course), and she says, I quote: “We’re always open to trying to educate the public about legalized prostitution”. I can imagine hearing a sentence that starts with “we’re trying to educate the public…” from any other source but a brothel.

The students also took some interviews with two of the working girls. One of them was a blond that said the “job” gave her the opportunity to write a book about her life (”The Adventures Of A Chicken” became a best-seller because most people thought it was a children’s book. Now angry moms want they’re money back - just kidding ). The blond has a tattoo on her left breast that reads “Famous”. It doesn’t say for what, and we might wonder if the fame came from her being an exquisite… ranch chicken? (what’s the politically correct term for a woman working in a brothel? I guess prostitute…), or from being a best-selling author? Rumor has it that she might get another tattoo on her right breast that reads “Rich”.

Why rich? Because the woman is in real estate. She just works in a brothel because it’s a hobby: “I enjoy giving back what some people don’t get in their lives…” She also says: “Most women in this business wear the pants in the family”. Yeah, I guess it’s a “business” that does require some pants, around 10% of the time.

Upon leaving, the students received some menus and key chains. Yes, they have menus, they’re not called Chicken Ranch for nothing. You might want a fat chicken, a skinny chicken, a medium-rare chicken, a well-done chicken, and so on… And those key chains are good as souvenirs for your family and friends when you go back home, and make a unique accessory for your keys or backpack.

I do hope those students learned a lot from this experience. What I’ve learned from reading this was: Don’t get tattooed on my breasts. Develop a normal hobby, like knitting or painting. If I do get tattooed on my breasts, avoid the word “Famous”. It is possible to sell your body and houses at the same time.